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1) DSTV Relativity: The quality of the DSTV Installation is relative to the training of the DSTV Installer.
A highly trained DSTV Installer will give a high- quality DSTV Installation.
2) The speed of a DSTV installation is equal to the energy E of the DSTV Installer multiplied by the motivation M
of the DSTV Installer.
Thus Einstein’s famous equation E = MC2 in the case of a DSTV installation becomes
C = E x M2 which is a remarkable new discovery by DSTV InstallCo.
Our DSTV Installers are highly energetic
and highly motivated - see the reference section for excellent feedback on their work.
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1) A faulty DSTV Installation will remain in its present state until acted upon by an external force.
Let us apply our intelligent force to your DSTV installation to raise it from its state of disrepair to the
next highest quantum level of quality.
2) A well-installed DSTV Installation will continue in its high state of quality unless acted upon by an
external force (such as lightning, high winds etc).
Our installers are severely cautioned to secure all fittings
to the maximum degree possible so that future storms have very little effect on your DSTV Installation.
All settings on the decoder are tested and re-tested with multiple power-ups of your decoder to ensure
that they remain in place when the DSTV Installer leaves the premises.
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